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We Have Spoken: A Mandalorian Podcast – Chapter 4: Acoustic Guitar

It’s our review of Chapter 4 of The Mandalorian!

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WE HAVE SPOKEN 2

From a Star Wars restaurant, to the Mando longing for home, to Klatooinian animal rights activists, to soup, we cover it all.

Thank you so much for listening! Let us know what you thought of Chapter 4 of The Mandalorian! Comment on the post here or email us at forcechildren@gmail.com

We Have Spoken: A Mandalorian Podcast – Chapter Three: The Choking Hazard

It’s Chapter 3 of The Mandalorian and if this is what woman-directed Star Wars looks like, please only give us woman-directed Star Wars from now on.

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WE HAVE SPOKEN 2

We talk whistling birds, body counts, the creepy Client, Mando culture and … armpit hair? For some reason?

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Episode 146 – TROS in EW: An Acronym Story

It’s episode 146 of Children of the Force! We’re talking all about those sweet photos from Entertainment Weekly, the 30 second TV spot and more! Join us, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son and daughter and listener….

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STAR WARSY STUFF [1:10]

Jacob fills us in on hot chips.

Margaret and Henry sent us some photos of their Halloween costumes! So cool!

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We’ve been watching The Mandalorian, of course. But no spoilers on this episode, so you don’t have to worry.

I finished Black Spire and ended up liking it quite a bit! And I’m 2/3 of the way through Resistance Reborn and there are things to talk about.

NEWS [11:11]

There’s a bunch of The Rise of Skywalker news and images from Entertainment Weekly this week. Check out the article here: https://ew.com/movies/2019/11/19/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker/. And see all the photos here: https://ew.com/movies/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-new-photos/.

And there’s a new poster!

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The Obi Wan show was going to be a movie.

And Bob Iger talks about even more Disney+ Star Wars shows.

We also watch the new 30 second TV spot. We watched it before the full wide-screen version came out and, hoo boy, does that reveal some interesting things. Take a look at what we were missing!

JOKE [42:15]

What do you call a Mandalorian who likes small oranges?
What do you call a Mandalorian who likes to sleep?
What do you call a musical group of Mandalorians?
What do you call Chewbacca’s bandolier when it’s being worn by a Mandalorian?

Q&A COUNCIL [43:35]

Our question comes from Jacob: What Hogwarts house would Star Wars characters be in? We don’t actually answer this question this week, but we will next week! Let us know if you have any thoughts!

OUTRO [45:40]

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We Have Spoken: A Mandalorian Podcast – Chapter Two: You Speak Terrible Jawa

It’s Chapter 2 of The Mandalorian and we are HERE. FOR. IT.

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WE HAVE SPOKEN 2
First we recap Chapter 1 and I talk about how the blue fishy alien from the beginning of the episode remind me of Sea Monkeys. Yeah, it’s a stretch. But for some reason that’s who he reminded me of.

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Then we dive deep into Chapter 2.

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We Have Spoken: A Mandalorian Podcast – Chapter One: Pew Pew Pew

Look outside! The Mandalorian is here!

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Join us as we discuss (with FULL SPOILERS) the characters, themes, locations, music, and everything else from Chapter 1 of The Mandalorian, which I have lovingly dubbed, “Pew Pew Pew.”

You’ll also hear us talk about how the title of these episodes was going to be “MandiloriFANS,” but the kids and I talked about it and we all decided that “We Have Spoken” seems like a better fit. When I say that we figure this stuff out as we go along, I’m not joking!

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Episode 145 – Our 4th Annual Halloween Show!

It’s episode 145 of Children of the Force!

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STAR WARSY STUFF [4:35]

We heard back from Tom(s dad) and Jacob! Tom’s dad’s email leads to a discussion of how Palpatine could come back. That’s spooky, right?

NEWS [16:05]

The Game of Thrones guys are out of Star Wars!

We got a new Mandalorian trailer!

And posters, including this beauty:

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And Wedge is back! Maybe not on screen, but in book form, for sure.

SPOOKY STORIES [25:25]

We revisit our stories from last year, including this one:

JOKE [57:50]

What do you call a vampire Sith?

OUTRO [1:00:40]

Thanks for listening! Send us a voicemail or email us at forcechildren@gmail.com if you want to take part in the discussion or just give us some feedback. Thanks!

Episode 144 – TROS Final Trailer Melt-Down

It’s episode 144 of Children of the Force!

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We’re frame-by-framing The Rise of Skywalker trailer (like you do). Listen along. There are at least two creepy fingers that you DON’T want to miss.

STAR WARSY STUFF [1:45]

We start off the show with some listener comments.

NEWS [18:30]

We’re breaking down the new trailer for The Rise of Skywalker!

And check out that poster!

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OUTRO [1:19:10]

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